iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: dwyanewadefoulingona3: ragwolf60: nosdrinker: it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell Sorry but my money says they outsell the playstation 4 .Ragwolf60. did you just put a signature on that hey ragwolf and…
laugh-addict: when someone knows you but you dont know them
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
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female-gamzee-honk: come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today i am exactly a year older than google fuck yeah, exactly a year
rnackenzie: don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg
klefable: never trust anyone who liked middle school
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
imagineyouricon: Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
notsiskysbusiness: notsiskysbusiness: dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button to turn it on you need the power button to turn the computer on
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
shavingryansprivates: i always laugh when people ask me how i type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day for 3 years you’d probably type fast too
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia: shazelblue: what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food I tried to scroll. I tried so fucking hard.